Disclaimer:


I'm an adult, and I tend to write like one. That means, dear friends, that my stories will frequently (but not always) contain: profanity, graphic depictions of people (or supernatural critters) of the same sex (or opposite sex, if I'm feeling in the mood) engaging in sexual relations, blood, gore, violence, and your general run of the mill scary stuff.

I'm also guilty of one of the highest crimes of all: frequently indulging in and *gasp* enjoying writing stories that some folks might consider passe, cliched, and quite boring. Quite all right though, friends. If they can call me cliched and boring, I can call them pretentious wankers. ;-)

If you're homophobic, you have no business being here. See that nifty little "back" button on your browser? Use it, and save both of us a whole lot of frustration.

If you're under 18, see above. Oh, and parents? Please keep track of your kids, because it's not my job.

Here's the part that's going to put everyone to sleep. *ahem*

All writings contained herein are the property of N. Wilde (aka Botticelli Devil, Tears of Eros, DieForMeX, XxGanymedexX, Devils Cherub, et al) and may not be reproduced, either electronically or otherwise, without the express written permission of the author. (that's me)

Thank you, and please drive through.



Credits:


Fantabulous brushes by Annika von Holdt. Truly a gorgeous site. Go and gawk.

All graphics made in Adobe Photoshop 7, and Adobe Imageready. All HTML was hand coded in Notepad- no HTML editors were harmed in the making of this website.



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